Note To All Prospective Dates

Telling a girl, who happens to be a redhead, that she looks, "just like Kathy Griffin!" isn't ever cool. Sometimes, Kathy is a funny lady, but even she is self-depricating enough about herself to admit that plastic surgery is her best friend. Yes, what she looks like now happens to be the result of multiple plastic surgery procedures. She is a walking AFTER picture. Go on and take a look on Google image. Or imdb.com. Or check out her show on Bravo network, "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List" to know exactly how much of an insult it is to tell a girl that she resembles the comedienne.

And following up the "compliment" with a "But I THINK SHE'S SUPER HOTT! WHAT? WHY ARE YOU MAD? SHE'S REALLY HOTTTTT!!" doesn't make it all better. It only makes me want to throw a drink in your face and a lit match in your ear.